USA

I was in Austin, Texas, and someone told me I HAD to try this place called Hopdoddy Burger Bar. I went in thinking, how good can a burger really be? Turns out, pretty good. The bun was soft but held together perfectly, the meat was juicy but not greasy, and there was this magical sauce that I'd put on everything if I could. Honestly, I'd move to Texas just to eat that burger again. But here's the thing: then I remembered Texas voted for Trump. Kinda killed the vibe. Amazing burger, but 3 stars because, well, Texas.

Why can you just walk into a shop and buy an assault rifle? That's mad. And why is your bread so sweet? It's like cake disguised as a sandwich. Healthcare costs more than my rent. And your toilets—why is there so much water in the bowl? It's like a tiny swimming pool for nothing. And the flags. Why are there flags everywhere? Are you worried you’ll forget where you are? Free refills though—those are great. But climate change denial? Really? And why are your portions so massive? It's like every meal comes with a side of leftovers. Two stars because I love your diners, but everything else? Exhausting.