Nice view but ruined my relationship
Took my girlfriend to the Eiffel Tower at sunset. She got really quiet and started smiling in that way that made me panic. Realised too late she thought I was about to propose. I wasn't. We broke up soon after. Nice view, though.
Tourist trap got me
On the way out a guy walked up to me with a box of souvenirs and said 'special price, my friend'. I didn't even want anything but I still ended up buying a glow in the dark Eiffel tower ring. It broke in two pieces five minutes later.